Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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