And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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