I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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