Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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