you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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