Have you finally orgasmed yet?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i would punch a child for taco bell
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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