Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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