Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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