His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
