Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He felt like a one man threesome
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Randomize