People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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