quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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