Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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