Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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