i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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