Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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