I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.