Soap is not a condiment
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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