Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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