READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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