If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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