shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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