We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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