He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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