I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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