i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
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If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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