i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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