Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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