O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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