thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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