just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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