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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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