Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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