what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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