On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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