Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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