HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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