I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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