I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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