Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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