What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
When did angry sex become our thing?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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