we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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