Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I am mentally ready for anal.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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