we have officially lost it.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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