you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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