Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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