so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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