I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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