never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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