she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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