: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Do plants get herpes?
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