I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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