Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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He passed out mid-signature
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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