I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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