I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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